Emergency Prep · Wildlife
Squirrel Pinkies & Fuzzies
Greys and Reds
The storm dropped the nest and there are pink babies on the lawn. 10 modules on gathering them warm, the phone-call trick that brings the mother back, never feeding a cold pinky, electrolytes before formula, Esbilac vs. Fox Valley, milk bubbles at the nose, bladder stimulation, bloat, fleas — and why the cute baby becomes a wire-chewing adult.
About this course
After a spring storm the lawn under the oak has a leaf nest on it and three pink babies that can't keep themselves warm for even a few minutes. This course is the order of operations that keeps them alive: warm first, in a fleece box on a heating pad; then try to give them back — box strapped to the trunk, a squirrel-baby distress call playing from your phone, two or three hours of watching from a distance, because a mother squirrel has a backup nest and will come. If sunset arrives and she hasn't, the course walks the bridge: never feed a cold pinky, 24 hours of warm electrolytes before any formula, the Fox Valley-or-Esbilac matrix, what milk bubbles at the nose mean and what to do in the next five seconds, the bladder stimulation nobody warns you about, the drum-tight belly of bloat, and the fleas. It ends with the squirrel that chewed through the drywall at nine months — the reason they go to a rehabber.
What you'll learn
- Pinkies vs. fuzzies, storm-dropped dreys, and gathering kits into warm fleece before anything else
- The re-uniting protocol: fleece box 5–6 ft up the nest tree, distress-call audio, 2–3 hours of distant watching
- Never feed a cold pinky: 30–45 minutes of gradual warming on a thermal gradient first
- Hydration first: warm unflavored pediatric electrolytes for the first 24 hours, then a smooth switch to formula
- Fox Valley 20/50 from day one, powdered Esbilac rested 24 hours in the fridge, never cow's or soy milk
- Aspiration signs and drainage, elimination stimulation, bloat and diarrhea protocol, flea and mite removal without pesticides, and the imprinting truth
Who this is for
Anyone who has found pink babies under a tree after a storm, tree-trimming crews, cat owners, and the people who want the one trick that returns most babies to their mother before any feeding happens at all.
Course outline (10 modules)
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$9.99 · Lifetime access · 10 lessons