Chaos to Calm Pets

The Pavement Rescue Playbook

Emergency Prep · Wildlife

The Pavement Rescue Playbook

Roadside Safety and Car Strike Triage

You first, then the animal. 10 modules on vests, flares and smart stops, parking your car as a shield, reading whether an animal is dead or stunned, the blanket toss, drag vs. lift for broken spines, the opossum pouch check, improvised backboards, keeping your fingers out of the bite zone, double-gloving against blood, and when to call troopers instead of a rehabber.

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A car parked diagonally on a road shoulder at dusk with hazard lights on and a reflective vest draped over the open door, a folded blanket and a flat board on the ground beside it, a blue budgie on the roadside fence and a black cat watching from the grass

About this course

More rescuers are hurt on roadsides than by any animal. This course puts you first without abandoning the animal. You'll learn the vest, flares and the smart stop, how to park diagonally upstream so your car takes the hit instead of you, how to tell a dead animal from a stunned one before you touch it, the blanket toss that ends the thrashing, when to drag on a board and when to lift, how to check a dead opossum's pouch for living joeys (and why you never pull one off a teat), how to turn a floor mat into a backboard for a broken spine, how to keep your fingers out of reach of teeth and talons, why nitrile goes under the leather glove, and when the right call is state troopers, not a rehabber.

What you'll learn

  • Staying alive first: vests, flares, hazard lights and the smart stop
  • The traffic shield: parking diagonally upstream and working behind your car
  • Dead or stunned? reading a post-strike scene, then the blanket toss
  • Drag vs. lift, improvised backboards, and the opossum pouch check
  • The bite zone and double-gloving against bloodborne pathogens
  • Who to call: troopers for highways and large animals, rehabbers once the patient is boxed

Who this is for

Commuters and rural drivers, delivery and rideshare drivers, anyone who has pulled over for a hurt animal and wasn't sure how not to become the second casualty.

Course outline (10 modules)

Quiz & Certificate

Knowledge quiz

After completing all lessons, take a short quiz to test your understanding.

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Completion certificate

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$9.99 · Lifetime access · 10 lessons