Chaos to Calm Pets

The Weight-Loss Camp

Real World Edition: Includes all science-backed content plus Paola's personal field-tested tips. Some personal tips are not backed by modern behavioral science — they are clearly labeled throughout.

Health & Care · Whole Pack

The Weight-Loss Camp

Because 'chonky' is cute until it isn't.

Pet obesity is an epidemic, and dieting one animal while feeding the others is a logistical nightmare. 12 modules on microchip bowls, joint-safe exercise, the Dolphin Betta trick, Neige's mini-blender hack, the Cabbage Tetherball, and the 15-minute mealtime that stops the food thieves cold.

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Chubby cat and dog sitting together in a sunny meadow — multi-pet weight loss course

About this course

Pet obesity is an epidemic, and in a multi-species home, putting one animal on a diet while feeding the others is a logistical nightmare. 12 modules covering the brutal medical truth, microchip-reading food bowls, joint-safe exercise, the Dolphin Betta trick, Neige's mini-blender hack, the Cabbage Tetherball for chickens, and how to referee the 15-minute mealtime without losing your mind.

What you'll learn

  • Why free-feeding is the number one cause of pet obesity — and how rescue trauma makes it worse
  • The silent killers: Fatty Liver Disease, Hepatic Lipidosis, and egg-binding emergencies in birds
  • CCL tears, Bumblefoot, and shell deformities — the skeletal toll of obesity in dogs, hens, and reptiles
  • Millet is McDonald's for birds — sourcing safely and washing pesticides off your pet's produce
  • Why crash diets are fatal for cats and how to shrink the stomach without triggering panic
  • Swimming, short grass walks, and the SureFeed Microchip Bowl that stops the food thieves cold
  • Flap Training, foraging trees, and Neige's mini-blender veggie mash hack for older birds
  • The Tortoise Trek, guinea pig tunnel mazes, and making snakes climb for their dinner
  • Teaching a Betta to jump like a dolphin and the ping-pong ball workout for territorial fish
  • The Cabbage Tetherball and burying feed in compost to exhaust your heavy hens
  • The Fresh Food Revolution — species-safe produce lists for every animal in the house
  • The 15-minute mealtime, physical separation, and why saying no to a begging pet is love

Course outline (12 modules)

Quiz & Certificate

Knowledge quiz

After completing all lessons, take a short quiz to test your understanding.

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Completion certificate

Pass the quiz and earn a shareable certificate of completion.

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$9.99 · Lifetime access · 12 lessons