Chaos to Calm Pets

The Tiny Human Invasion

Real World Edition: Includes all science-backed content plus Paola's personal field-tested tips. Some personal tips are not backed by modern behavioral science — they are clearly labeled throughout.

Household & Multi-Pet · Whole Pack

The Tiny Human Invasion

Babies and pets can absolutely coexist — but it takes more than hoping for the best

Babies and pets can coexist — but it takes more than hoping for the best. 12 modules on pregnancy prep, crawlers on the floor, grabby toddlers, germ warfare, toxic food swaps, the Be a Tree game, and the Two-Finger Touch for small animals.

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About this course

Babies and pets can absolutely coexist — but it takes more than hoping for the best. 12 modules covering pregnancy prep, crawlers on the floor, grabby toddlers, germ warfare, toxic food swaps, allergies, and species-specific safety games. Real stories, real rules, zero fluff.

What you'll learn

  • Why toddlers can accidentally kill a small pet in seconds — and how to prevent it
  • Pregnancy prep: desensitizing your pack before the baby arrives
  • The hex-pen solution for safe floor time with crawlers
  • Teaching the 'Invisible Forcefield' and 'Gentle' to grabby 2-year-olds
  • Germ warfare: litter boxes, cat scratch fever, and kids in the dog bowl
  • Toxic food swaps — what toddler snacks can kill your dog
  • Managing pet allergies without rehoming
  • The 'Be a Tree' game every child needs to know
  • Feline fundamentals: the Consent Finger and wand toy hack
  • The Two-Finger Touch for birds, hamsters, and reptiles

Course outline (12 modules)

Quiz & Certificate

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$9.99 · Lifetime access · 12 lessons