Chaos to Calm Pets

The Hormone Hurricane

Real World Edition: Includes all science-backed content plus Paola's personal field-tested tips. Some personal tips are not backed by modern behavioral science — they are clearly labeled throughout.

Training & Behavior · Whole Pack

The Hormone Hurricane

Survive the spring. Protect your pack.

Every spring, sweet pets turn into hormonal nightmares. 12 modules covering every species — from the pacing tortoise to the screaming cat — so you can manage the chaos before someone gets hurt.

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Multi-species pets during spring — bird, reptile, and dog in a calm home

About this course

Every spring, sweet pets turn into hormonal nightmares — biting, fighting, and charging animals three times their size. Paola's 12-module field guide covers every species in your home, from the pacing tortoise to the screaming cat, so you can manage the chaos before someone gets hurt.

What you'll learn

  • Why hormonal prey animals lose their fear and will charge a 50-lb dog — and how to prevent a fatal accident
  • The 14-hour blackout protocol: how to trick your bird or reptile's brain into thinking it's winter
  • The nesting ban: why Happy Huts, cardboard boxes, and dark corners must go during spring
  • Diet shifts that shut down breeding hormones — and why warm, mushy food is a mating signal
  • Egg binding and dystocia: the fatal emergencies every multi-species owner must recognize
  • When to call the exotic vet for hormone-suppressing implants — and how Paola manages her own pack every spring

Course outline (12 modules)

Quiz & Certificate

Knowledge quiz

After completing all lessons, take a short quiz to test your understanding.

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Completion certificate

Pass the quiz and earn a shareable certificate of completion.

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$9.99 · Lifetime access · 12 lessons