Emergency Prep · Whole Pack
The Holiday Hazard
The holidays are the most dangerous time of the year for a multi-pet home
The holidays destroy your routine, open your front door fifty times, and fill your living room with tinsel, mistletoe, and relatives who think a little turkey skin won't hurt. 11 modules covering every major holiday hazard from Halloween to New Year's.
About this course
The holidays are the most dangerous time of the year for a multi-pet home. Blown routines, open front doors, tinsel that acts like a saw inside a cat's intestines, and well-meaning relatives who want to feed the dog turkey skin. 11 modules covering every major holiday hazard — from Halloween escape risks to post-holiday decompression — with real stories, real protocols, and zero sugarcoating.
What you'll learn
- The whiteboard mandate: why your memory will fail you in November and December
- Halloween lockdown: how a budgie disappeared through an open front door in seconds
- Why turkey skin and gravy send dogs to the veterinary ICU with pancreatitis
- Mistletoe, pine water, and flocking: the botanical traps hiding in your living room
- Neige's Christmas stocking story: how a decoration triggered years of breeding mayhem
- The linear foreign body crisis: why tinsel is permanently banned in cat households
- The Loud Uncle Protocol: locking down the exotic sanctuary before guests arrive
- Floor-level minefields: revoking free-roam privileges for tiny pets during parties
- The pre-arrival text and the treat jar: how to manage the sneaky feeder in your family
- Easter lilies, Valentine's chocolate, St. Patrick's Day alcohol, and fireworks
- The post-holiday crash: decompressing the pack and forgiving the fights
Course outline (11 modules)
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$9.99 · Lifetime access · 11 lessons